Doctor, I want to lose weight fast. It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right. All the time? No, only when someone offers you food. Leer en Español.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.” The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.” The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then […]